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Top 10 Books to Leave Randomly Around the House When Ladies are Coming Over

10.A book of Salvador Dali's artwork

This book of wierd melted clocks and such is masculine enough to keep around, and says you have a cultured side.

9.A copy of a RECENT news magizine like TIME or US News and World Report

You care about the world around you.

8.A book relating to your chosen profession

You're career-minded and willing to go that extra step to get ahead.

7.The New Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding: The Bible of Bodybuilding by Arnold Schwarzenegger, or something like it

You're commited to keeping the perfect (pffff) physique you have now.

6.For Whom the Bell Tolls or War and Peace

It says that at one time or another you chose to or were forced to better yourself.

5.An issue of Sports Illustrated

Your a guy, and well, you do watch sports on ocassion.

4.A picture-based WWII or other history book

It says you're into the past, and I'm not talking about the 2nd baseman for the Yankees in '73.

3.The Bible or other religious text

In plain view, but not all dog eared and central. You want to give the impression that you're a spirtually minded guy, but its not gonna be all you talk about.

2.The Kama Sutra

Best seen in the bedroom, perhaps in the bookshelf, slightly apart from the rest. This book is best in hardcover, and make sure you have an illustrated edition, no photographs. If you must have it, get the video also, but keep that out of sight.

1.The Feminine Mystique

Note: DO NOT ACTUALLY READ THIS BOOK! It will seriously mess with your manhood. For best results, place on a coffee table or somewhere in the living room. IMPORTANT: Place "haphazardly" on top of the latest issue of "Guns & Ammo" or "Rolling Stone", so as to not give the impression that your feminine side takes up more the 0.1% of your body.

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